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You Know You're a Botanist
Humorous hints (from behind the plant stories) that you may be a bit plant-obsessed from the botanist who's been there.
Plantsy-lexic - Botanical Autocorrect
You know you're a botanist when typing.... you keep trying to spell "left" but muscle memory keeps making you type "leaf". Even better if...
When there's plants in your sock drawer
You know that 'adult thing' where you like slipping on a fresh new pair of socks? It's like a cozy snuggle for each foot. It's a thing....
When there are pine cones in your toaster
This use probably won't make it onto a toaster oven box or manual, but it was only too obvious for me. How else can you encourage some...
When you find seeds and/or moss/ leaves in a lot of your pockets
Talking with fellow gardeners today, I noticed (again) how commonly we have plants in our pockets. It's what I call "Botanist-ID", like...
When you spill tea all over your foot because of cute seedlings
You know that excitement of seeing new tiny life emerge from the soil, poking its little cotelydon'd head through the harsh grains and...
When you have to wait in line to bathe
collecting fall leaves, then giving them a bath
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